December 2009
63 posts
HOLY SANTA CLAUSE SHIT
ITS A MURRY CREZMAZ!!!!!!
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BEST CHRISTMAS HANDS DOWN
omfg another good ass family bonding time hella pics hella sticks up the ass hella kicks to the kids hella dicks on you hella chicks cuz im the only man there haha yes
got cash money
IPOD TOUCH WOAH sexy
shoes shirts jeans jackets yes
SORRY FOR THOSE WHO ARE HAVING A CRAPPY ONE THIS YEAR IIISSS K YOURS WILL CUM ON YOUR FACE OR YOU CAN SPEND IT WITH ME I CAN MAKE ALL YOUR WISHES CUM TRUE and...
fucking father dearest man
yesterday he goes in my room ” hey boy ” a little buzzed opens my closet pulls his pants down and almost pisses ” DAD WTH YOU DOING THE BATHROOMS THAT WAY!!”
TODAY
in the car*
“Boy if a girl gets me drunk its good”
“What if a guy gets you drunk dad haha”
” HAHANOOO WAY hes gonna suck my dick”
everyone”...
funny quote scary movie dos
IMMA FART ON YO MOUTH
IMMA PISS ON YO FACE
IMMA SHIT ALL OVA THESE WALLS!
I LOVE YOU BJ
mars 4’s hehe alright babygirl
Does Your Name Fit You?
lillianbooweeee:
dondao:
Meanings: A: Very good Kisser B: Dumb and funny at the same time C: is taken D: Has a smile to die for E: Very very easy to fall in love with F: sexy G: Love it H: Doesn’t give a crap I: Has one of the best personalities ever J: Crazy K: Strange L: Adorable M: goof ball N: Can kick your butt O: Very Very Hott P: popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R:...
SHIT FALLING THROUGH THE SKY FOR YOU
would feel like standing straight
YOURE THE BEST HOOKER EVER
Cuz you hooked me good
IF I HAD A GARDEN
i would put my two lips
your two lips
together
DAMN GIRL
When i look at you
you remind me of my next girlfriend
SHIT YOUR DAD MUST BE A BAKER
cuz those are the most BOOTYFULLEST bunz i have ever seen girl
DO YOU HAVE ANY BACON?
NO?
aaww thats ok
wanna strip?
DAMN GIRL
i just saw you working and i had to come over
so can i order the number uuhhh
YOURS!?
GOOD DAY
wiff shaq with the rack banny danh, norman, dez dez, meeejew, FOOLEY SPAM, food pal, and other niggers haha HEEE?
and franklin
“Relationships are like taking a dump. Sometimes it’s like diarrhea and flows...”
– Noelito Amigable (via lillianbooweeee)
FAVORITE hahah
“Relationships are like Tetris. In the beginning, everything goes smooth and well...”
– Noelito Amigable (via lillianbooweeee)
HAHA oh shit iforgot about those yo
simplyjuliesam:
noelito states that im on the ghetto side of china town HAHAH hence ‘ghetto’ is in my blood
daaamn straight FOOLEY SPAM
